If your in Miami Friday night. Check the monthly critical mass. 6:30PM. Meet at the Government Center. More info here.
OR. If your in Orlando checkout their monthly critical mass. More info here.
Have a fun, safe weekend..
If your in Miami Friday night. Check the monthly critical mass. 6:30PM. Meet at the Government Center. More info here.
OR. If your in Orlando checkout their monthly critical mass. More info here.
Have a fun, safe weekend..

After last weeks MKS failure. I went and searched for something different. I found these. F.U.B.A.R. two gate steel toe clips. Ebay has them for $15 bucks. They look super durable. The steel is that same steel Soma uses. Real heavy duty. I did try some of the Some clips out for the last week. They were pink, giving to me from a friend. They worked. But just didn't feel right. I will write a full review on the new F.U.B.A.R ones next week after riding them for a few days.

1. Name, Age, Occupation
Jessica aka Yoshi. 26. Project Manager for an interactive design web firm as well as blogger for many sites and buyer for Fatlace.
2..Were do you live?
Bushwick, Brooklyn is my haven, but downtown NY is my stomping ground lol.
3. What are you riding these days
Nemesis-Project custom frame, 50cm, Colnago fork, uhm... the rest I don't remember because the bf put it together for me hahahahahahaha!
4. What is your favorite city to ride in. Why?
NY because its super flat and it gets your heart racing when riding through traffic!
5. Your really big into fashion. As far as cycling goes. What would you
like to see more of for the ladies?
I would love to see more everything for the ladies - tops, shirts, tanks, dresses, shorts, bottoms in general... it would be awesome to find a brand that's not too sporty looking for us to wear while riding. I end up wearing a bunch of American Apparel because its simple, light, and easy to wear for riding.
6. I see your into Nike. What about Asics?
I LOVE Asics... Onitsuka's are my FAV! they're soooo comfy!
7. What are the motorist like were you live?
CRAZY ASSHOLES.
8. Do you find it hard to look cute and ladylike while riding your bike?
YES, all the time. However, I've come up with clever ways to wear dresses and cute stuff at times. like managing to pull up the skirt of my dress and tuck it into my bag strap when riding (shorts under) and then untuck it when i get to work... stuff like that, but shoes wise, can't be too safe wearing platforms or heels... still need to find a nice pair of ladylike shoes to wear...
9. I have seen pictures of gals wearing fuzzy boots, funny heels, and really ridiculous shoes while riding. WHY? Would someone do that?
LMAO. I've seen that too, i don't know how comfy they are when trying to go up the bridge like that. I'd be so worried I'd get caught in the chains or I won't be able to skid - that attire is more for cruiser beach bikes in my opinion.
10. What is Twicon?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA Twicon is a Twilight Convention that will be held in Dallas end of the month. I've been in the running to become a correspondent for the ReelzChannel to cover the convention and I'm currently tied for first place! We'll find out the winner soon hehehee.
11. When you gonna come down to South Florida?
I hope soon because I need a serious vacation
12. When can we expect to see you wearing a Revisable Headset Cycling Hat?
When I can find myself a hat duh! I'm always borrowing Johnny Igei (bf) DQM snap backs for our long rides, but I need a more form fitting femme one... ahem... just sayin... ahem. LMAO
Everyone go and check out Yoshi's blogs!!
www.fatlace.com/stayfresh/yoshi
www.adventuresofyoshi.wordpress.com

Mikey from Pikey Bags sent this over to me. What ingenuity, right? My father is a hunter, and I know that if he had to get dinner home he would do the same thing.
Busway Sprints in Miami. 8:30PM I always hear good things about this. More info here
Le Tour De Dank. I think this is going to be awesome. There are a bunch of contest and looks like a great list of sponsors, which mean great prizes. I was suppose to go. But as always my financial situation is keeping me in South Florida for the weekend. But everyone else go and tell me how it was. Info.
The Fort Lauderdale Monthly Ride. Sunday. Meet up Holiday Park, we are going North this time. And we will be ending at McGuire's Pub. Same deal as a few months ago. James will be putting up a nice spread of FREE food for all of us. There will be plenty of salad and rolls for all you veggies. Come Out!!! Ride your bike!!! Have Fun!!!! Here's the Route.
Got this new magazine. Pretty cool. Good articles, tons of ads. They only run 4 issues year, and a subscription is only $10 bucks! Check it out here.
So, here is an update:
1. Name, Age, Occupation.4. Explain how you got involved with the Bicycle Film Fest.
I first volunteered for the Bicycle Film Festival in NYC three years ago,which is how I met founding director Brendt Barbur. I have been helping ever since and jumped at the opportunity to produce the Bicycle Film Festival in Orlando (Aug 21-22) and Miami (Dec 9-12). It is the first time BFF has ever come to Florida, so I'm super excited. The festival is a really special time for cyclists to get down and celebrate everything they love about bikes, and FL knows how to get down. It has always been my favorite time of the year. The perfect mix of chaos and culture.
5. So, seeing how your all over the place with the Film Fest. How do you see other cities getting involved with their own bicycle community?
After riding in NYC, Philly, and San Francisco within a couple months time, I can just say one thing. Cycling is so cool now.
6. What was Australia like. Did you get to ride around the city at all?
Australia is a beautiful place. Very politically correct. Sort of made me feel like a delinquent there. Not new news! A good friend of mine loaned me his fixed gear while I was in Melbourne, which made my trip amazing. It's so nice riding there because cyclists rule the roads. And you don't feel dorky wearing a helmet there because you have to. It's the law.
7. What is your favorite thing about the South Florida Scene?
It's really fresh and new so everyone still gets very excited about things, where as people are more jaded in other cities where the bike scene is older and more established. Stay happy Florida. Hot Latin dudes on bikes are unmistakable. Appreciate.
8. In the next few years. Were do you see the South Florida Cycling Scene going?
The only way is up.
9. I heard that your bike got stolen, from some dirt bag bar in Fort Lauderdale. I know the bar you were at. Why the hell would a gal like you be caught dead in that scummy bar.
Hey I keep it grimy. But that was the worst feeling I have ever had. I walked out of that bar and looked down upon a half of a cut U-lock. That bike meant a lot to me, friends helped me put it together and a lot of the parts were given to me. It was built through love. Thieves don't believe in love.
10. You won a Headset Cycling Hat a while back at Loose Canons. Tell us why it is the best cycling hat EVER!
Because it looks like a bedazzler threw up on it. And I was really happy with how well I did in that Loose Cannons race, so the hat represents that. And how much all I really want to do is smoke Ferny.
11. If you had to choose between guys or bikes what would you choose. Why?
If it fits, I ride.
12. Would you like to add anything else?
I really love all of you. I miss you guys a lot. Hi Rydel! Ya Ya Ya enough sappy stuff.
Get hyped about the Bicycle Film Festival! It's going to be a shredder. Don't wait around for it to come to Miami in December. Come to both! Orlando is happening Aug 21-22nd with parties, art, races, and great films. If you want to help out email me jen@bicyclefilmfestival.com and also visit the website http://www.bicyclefilmfestival.com/
Stay True, Ride Bikes, Adrenaline is one hell of a drug.
PEACE I"M OUT!
Thanks!! To everyone who came out of Friday, and hungout and partied! Great Times. There were antics happening from the moment the door opened! Let see... There was a tub of ice and goodness, there was a cupcake tall bike with several bar options, cupcakes flying off the 4th floor into a hell fan, almost hit someone with one, some bike love. And a floatable trampoline!!Checkout some pics here.
So, like I mentioned yesterday, Tonight I will be over at the Harbour Beach Marriott. 8pm. Stop by if your in the hood.
Radioactive Records. Will be hosting their 8th anniversary party Saturday night. A few local bands will play and I am sure that Mikey Ramirez will get drunk and do his James Brown dance.
Key West will be having their first ever Alley Cat Saturday night at 6pm. Should be a good fun time. I unfortunately will not be able to attend. But that shouldn't stop the rest of you from going down and supporting. Good Luck!! Have Fun!!! Be SAFE!!
I was surprised to learn that Staisha is hosting a gathering for my birthday Friday night. Everyone come out and drink with us. 8PM, Harbour Beach Marriott Fort Lauderdale Beach.
1. Name, Age, Occupation
Walter Carrubba from Modena, Italy. Loves his new Headset Hat. Looks like he's rocking the Dodici Rims on the front.
I was lucky enough to catch the last 60km, when VS was replaying it. Very exciting race. With an awesome sprint at the end.
Team Time Trails. I like this. Poor Lance. He almost had the Yellow Jersey. Great race.
1. Name, age, occupation
Stage 2 Monaco>Brignoles 187km
We were called hipsters by a group of punk kids. Gave them the finger and kept riding. Staisha was cut of by a retard on a scooter. Then we were cut off by a runner who decided to jog across A1A at the worst time. Then, the same scooter rode up behind us and screamed like he was going to hit us and scared the shit out of Staisha and I. Then after all the shitty incidents. A very nice old couple drove beside us. And seemed so happy to see nice people like ourselves out riding bikes. They gave us the thumbs up like 10 times.
AND THEN!!!!
We were riding home from a friends house up on the Commercial Pier. Heading South on A1A. At 16th St. Were were cutoff!!!!
Staisha and I were riding side by side in the bike lane. We had our lights on. Blinking away. When out of know were, some scumbag in a Ford Focus driving North towards us decides he cant wait to get to his house pulled in front of us and shit went down. We both locked up the bikes. I was able to ride around the car. Staisha on the other hand. Went down. I mean we were 5 feet from T-boning this car! After I stopped made sure my girl was ok. I looked at the kid and he looked at me. Then DROVE AWAY!! Well the stupid fuck wasn't the smartest card in the deck. He went down a dead end street. So angry me went after him, (duh) While approaching his U turning car. I dismounted off the saddle like an upset Harley Davidson Dude. Went up to the window and yes, I bitched slapped the kid so hard that, it sounded like a firework. This douchbag had this stupid grin on his face the whole time. And he never once apologized or had any concern for Staisha. Anyway, I wasn't done just yet. I continued to yell at him and make a scene. I spit in his face, punched his car, dented his hood, and so on. The asshole then went inside in friends house, got 2 more dudes and decided they were gonna try to be tough guys. Well, I can be tough guy too. Instead of the them stepping up to me. They were stepping up to Stishy. To make this long story short. I assaulted the man in the car. Being locked up in the cage for the night was not on my agenda. We got on our bikes and dipped out. We made it home and I began to comfort my lady who was in pain. Thank God Staisha is ok. She sustained some gnarly road rash, and a really sore back. Her bike is fine. As I sit here and write about this. I could of went about things differently. I should not have approached the punk. I should have called the cops. Well, o well. I know a handful of people who would have beat the shit out of this loser. On Friday I told everyone to be safe. I should listen to my thoughts more often.
Well, well, well, The 4th of July is upon us. And you now what that means. Fireworks!! All night long. When you just want to relax and sit back and honor your country. You get to hear giant booms, and see elaborate lights of all colors. When your trying to go to bed. That's when the kids in your neighborhood are just starting out. So whatever it is. Enjoy your weekend. Ride Safe, and look out for drunk motorist driving expensive cars on A1A that look like this. Have Fun!!!
This month we are going to meet at the same place. We will ride North on A1A. Then go West on Commercial. Pickup Dixie Hwy South. We will be ending at McGuire's. Same deal as two months ago. James will put a spread of food up for all of us. I told him to up the salad. And bring the Shepard's Pie!!! Remember to take care of the nice people serving you ALL your drinks.
The 2009 Tour de France is starting this Saturday, July 4. This year is sure to be freaking awesome. The race will start off tomorrow with a 15.5km time trail. Then followed on Sunday with a 187km stage through Monaco to Brignoles. Lance Armstrong is back. And ready to take his 8th victory in this grueling 23 day 21 stage race. I will be covering as much as the race as I can. You can watch the race on VS. Click here to see a schedule of air times. Enjoy the race!
Finally! I purchased the new Wilco album on June 30. My anticipation for this record was making me crazy. I have been a Wilco fan for a long time. And when I downloaded this from iTunes, I got exactly what I was looking for. If you have always liked Wilco then this album will not disappoint. The album is 11 tracks. All the songs are different, Glenn Kotche's drumming is awesome, and Tweedy's lyrics tell a story to every song. Give it a try. Its ok to expand your musical taste. I hate music. But I love Wilco."Wilco will love you baby"
Staisha, turned me onto this. The Chill Cooling Sportowel is a pretty nifty invention. Unlike other refreshing wipes. This is an actual towel. 100% recyclable, and Eco-Friendly. Simply open up the package, shake the towel out, and rub yourself down!! Then throw it away. It left me feeling pretty damm CHILL! The company is from Key West, Florida. So they understand the sweaty, soupy place we all live in. And the best part is that the large size includes a neck loop. So next time your out riding in the middle of July. Wrap a Chill Cooling Sportowel around your neck, and continue on with your chill. Checkem out. Their website is pretty cool as well. Available locally at The Fly Shop.
The new issue of Urban Velo is up on their site. Filled with a bunch of good stuff as always!! Download it for free on Urban Velo.
Seriously! Cmon. I think this is the most retarded thing I have ever saw. And thank you to Angel for submitting this to me. I would have never known that something this stupid existed. I have no problem with recumbents or any bike for the matter. But why the hell would you buy a bike just to turn around and convert it to a recumbent? Thoughts?